哭笑不得的汉译英

1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿
2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! ] 有事起奏,无事退朝
6.you me you me 彼此彼此
7.You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住!
8.know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之,不知为不知…
9.WATCH SISTER 表妹
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
11.American Chinese not enough 美中不足
12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述
13.heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14.go past no mistake past 走过路过,不要错过
15.小明:I am sorry!
  老外:I am sorry too!
  小明:I am sorry three!
  老外:What are you sorry for?
  小明:I am sorry five!
16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条  
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大,今年25。
18.you have two down son。你有两下子。

经典翻译:
1、老师让学生翻译“五讲四美三热爱”,学生翻译为: Five talks, four beuties and three lovers.
  老师大惑不解,让另一学生将这英文翻成汉语,学生翻译为: 和4个美人谈了5次话,有3个成了情人。
2、You see see,you see see,people mountain and people sea!
  你看看,你看看,人山人海!
3、You color wolf!If you are not three not four, I will give you some color to see see and let you roll eggs!
  你个色狼!你要是不三不四,我就给你点颜色瞧瞧,叫你滚蛋!
4、Car water,horse dragon.
  车水马龙
5、某学校欢迎外宾,各处张贴标语,均为中英对照,“好好学习 天天向上”下边写的是 “Good Good Study, Day Day Up”。

  I Feel it difficult to pass。
  “我感到很难过”
  Three heart two meaning!
  “三心二意“!
  Look through autumn water!
  “望穿秋水“!
  Red face know me?
  “红颜知己”!
  Horse-horse-tiger-tiger呢?
  ”马马虎虎”呗!
  We are brother,who and who!
  “咱哥俩儿谁跟谁啊”!
  But I’m not care three seven twenty-one
  “我不管三七二十一就……”
  最后一个:Blue who say and who’s!
  full clean ten big cool punish 满清十大酷刑
  go and look! 走着瞧
  good good study,day day up 好好学习天天向上
  No Mao ze dong ,no new china 没有毛泽东没有新中国
  go a head! 去个头!
  People mountain peole sea! 人山人海
  give you some color see see!! 给你点颜色看看
  no three no four 不三不四
  no money no women no good (哈,这是谁说的)
  we two who and who? 我们俩谁跟谁
  poor light egg 穷光蛋
  if you tiger me ,i will mountain you 如果你唬我我就煽你
  you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我我也不鸟你
  love his mother who who who 爱他妈谁谁谁
  KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED 杀一警百
  i shit love you 我便爱上了你
  banana fish 相交于
  fuck do system 操作系统
  horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎
  fish yes 于是
  your grandma's legs 你奶奶个腿
  King eight egg 王八蛋
  5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves 五讲四美三热爱
  give me take down! 给我拿下
  WATCH SISTER 表妹
  your grandma's bear 你奶奶个熊
  yellow fly red 黄飞鸿
  read face know to me 红颜知己
  American Chinese not enough 美中不足
  pig wood wolf house bee! 珠慕朗玛峰
  You really have two down sons 你真有两下子
  round son egg 原子弹
  chicken gun ice 机枪兵
  water sex poplar flower 水性杨花

2 Comments For This Post

  1. 咿呀呀,所以说,中文是博大精深的!哈哈~ :lol:
    不说整部红楼梦,有人把元春,迎春,探春,惜春的名字翻翻看?还要能连成原应叹息……不能吧?嘻嘻~所以我们还不如游戏英语嘎!

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